Computer Jinx
Personally I find using a computer is like wooing it. It’s so freaking fragile. If you’re really pressurising it, it’ll just "breakup" with me.(in other words, die on me) I try and be positive about it but it’s hard..sigh
I have totally no idea why computers choose to die on me. First few comps I killed were at work(but they were old) so ok maybe not me. Then my computer at home keeps giving me weird msgs.(no not porn) Maybe since I kicked my first computer, they started some unknown club that vows to boycott me.
Now the mac at work is going all weird on me. boy…
I can just imagine their smooth screens going slightly brighter when they see who it is that’s using the computer.("it’s the girl!!!it’s the girl!!!"flicker flicker in excitement) Then through the wires and cables they start gossiping about me in computer language and Then! when I’m just about to trust the computer and do some serious work, they say "OK NOW!". Kaput. It dies. Just like kamikazes and suicidal bombers, they sacrifice their lives.
And a subtle click click goes off in computer land, adding another successful strike to the list and also a monument in memory of the beloved pentium or mac which was bravely remembered for the deed it’d done in, computer land. *KICK!(it doesn’t deter me from doing that still. although I haven’t done it to the mac<but that’s!because it’s a laptop>)
What can I say computers love me and i….love them. I have this wonderful relationship with them.
It’s harder than maintaining a r/s with a person.
Ok bye bye,
wish me luck in this "r/s"(at least it let me write a few lines here).
