Cheezels!mmmmmm
Oh boy, everyone says I have gained weight…I’m getting fat..i used to think maybe in the deepest recess of my mind, that maybe i have gd genes and didnt have to work out since i hit my mid-teens to be slim..but you know,now i’m doubting it.
I used to live by the rule(but i also used to be more active):
1. if i can still see my toes,
2. if i can tie my shoelaces,
3. if i can walk a flight of stairs without feeling out of breadth,
4. if i could sit down and not look like a potato,
5. if i could sit down AND my layers of shirt don’t just dissapear into folds of skin
then i’m fine! But you know..i’m not too sure anymore!I can still see my toes but my breathing!!!i’m worried. How did it turn out like this??It’s work i tell you. Work makes ,people who sit infront of computers all day, fat. Maybe the cheezels every morning contributed to it BUT!but!i probably ate it because Work made me hungry. yup Work! Maaaaaaayyybeee also the tiny little insy bitsy fact that I don’t exercise anymore but Work takes up sooo much of my time I go hme feeling tired.hmmm. its Work i tell you. Work starts with a capital W because Work!is whole being on its own. Waiting for fresh grads and people who need cash and then slowly eating them up one day by one day. When finally we all become despondent and crazy.
Then we get thrown into some mental institute and Work just continues its preying on innocent victims. It’s smart. It creates this thing like Work is cool and Work has many benefits. Like when we were all young and we used to play office(hey!if you didn’t it’s because you have a deprived childhood..not beacause i’m weird or anything..no i’m not getting defensive!!!!)..and thought being adults and working is sooooo cool!and everyone wanted to be the secretary or boss where we get to stamp stuff and write stuff. Work is so smart. It starts preying on us since we are young..conning young impressionables to think its cool and its actually harmful,like Ciggarettes!(thats what they claim)
So if they can ban smoking, start some campaign and put ugly photos on packs why not start a campaign on Work..Work is bad for the health too. I’ll start by placing ads of working people who look like zombies (like my friend Maddie and me, you can find us at Outram at 6.30pm with drool dribbling at our mouths and just sitting there like zombies)
I’m gonna start a cafe for "people who dun wanna work" yea!and i’m gonna sell drinks and stuff and you could just hang around and bum…what did you say?I’ll be working?oh ya…i will be selling drinks which means i’m working!!!!…damn it.
grrrrr….
oooo! i see cheezels.
MMMmmmmmm Cheezelssssss.
