Frugal Dee

Goodmorn..

Yesterday, Maddie and me went to visit Gina who had an operation to treat her appendicitis. <She could still bake cookies on Friday. amazing unitl she couldnt walk then her bf carried her.In Diana’s words "very man!!" haha> So i was telling Maddie <Oh and she told me a joke…"what did Black eyed peas fergie say to Char Kuay Teow man??" "Mai Hum Mai Hum"….oh boy i still love maddie no worries…hahaha> so anyway back to what i said to her. This hospital visit would be an opportunity for her to find a cute doc. SO!She!actually hashed out a plan, a whole way of getting hospitalised herself. Gina said most of the cute docs are at A&E so her plan was to get hospitalised asap.

This is how it goes:

Maddie: "ok so when going home, I jump infront of cab then let it bang me"<all laughing>

Me:" I’ll open the door and just get in UNCLE LOR AH SOO. "your friend how??" nvm just drive uncle!"

Maddie:"Then you turn around and i’ll give you the thumbs up and wink!<maddie’s doing the retarded face hahaha>"

Gina: " A u lift up your thumb means still ok, should be till cannot even lift thumb up. So must ask uncle reverse a few more times."

Yup work does strange things to all of us. Maddie unfortunately wanted to eat her dinner so we didnt carry out the plan.

I wanna go Womad!So let’s all rent a car if someone cant get HIS car then we drive up and bring our picnic stuff! Last year’s was a blast I’m hoping this yr would be really fun. raggae was really gd last yr.

Ok i gotta go back and do work<termite man is here!knocking those white conga dancers out.eeks>

BYE ALL!

Hello.

It’s Saturday and I’m at work. Yes I work 6 days a week. Oh well..The only thing I look forward to is the new light fixture on my table. How sad is that!haha. Oh and also the whole nest of termites infesting in a corner in our office. Our office is made of wood and it’s kinda "zenish". Termite guy was suppose to come in but he didn’t. The white guys are probably enjoying the cardboard(it’s their delicacy is what we were told)and bobbing their heads to the music we play , they probably got a whole lively community going on in there disco and restaurant and all.Maybe forming a conga line as i speak now.
Termite man came the last time and we had to expose them to the sun.(they die once dey are exposed to the sun) And then we vacuumed the remaining ones so maybe they kinda got sucked in shouting <weeeeee!> and then coming out of the other end screaming,"AGAIN!" gleefully. We gotta find the queen or esle they tiny ones will go back to mothership and go at it again ad then!soon we’d be wearing safety helmets at work.(potential thing to look forward to..hmmm) :>

Other than that my poor friend’s blog is getting very annoying messages. Goodluck Maddie. haha

Right back to work and my bobbing white friends.

I wanna doo doo.. so tired..

Boy oh boy work can be so dreary. I’m counting down the days. But then again cash is not bad.

Boy oh Boy….

My fingers are itching to pick up my book and complete reading it but i can’t.
For those who can, pick up Neil Gaiman’s Neverwhere.

Oh yea and maddie got Booped. Like how i got Butted she got Booped. Nooo not by a woman by a MAN!hahahahaha…so this is living proof of "if you feel down always remember there are others who are going through worse" haha…i sympathise with her though.

I need to go do sports. I’m getting lazy I wanna be able to climb a flight of steps in my office and not pant after. I miss being sporty.in a way.I miss the sun.

k byebye.. iwannadoodoo…

Oh yes and before I forget I hereby publicly swear solemnly that it wasn’t me who disturbed you maddie in your blog about the NTUC branch thing although its really funny(you think i’m funny!!!mua haha) but it aint me.Honoured!but ain’t me dearieee.

Couldn’t think of a better title than my lunch. (for the benefit of friends of other languages:) it’s fried kueh tiow without the hum no not my humps not my lovely lady lumps.sorry couldn’t help it. It’s cockles.)

Anyway, Thanks Iza for the optimistic way of looking at it.(which was thank god it wasn’t sandwiched) haha~shivers

These few days have been quiet. Not much of disturbing stuff. But something’s got me thinking. (And I warn you I’m seriously bored.) Ok here it goes….Superman in cartoon and drama series changes in the phone booth. Ever thought what it’d be like if the country was different?I can’t imagine Superman being local. Where’s he gonna change?This all started due to a joke between me and maddie about superman in a lift.

Here’s a couple of scenarios.

1. Superman changes in a local phone booth:(Our phone booths are open there’s no door.)
Our dearest Clark runs into a phone booth, (into a booth that’s dark and plastered with Singtel IDD ads.) He’s stuffing himself into the blue leotard emblazened proudly with the letter S so he can save the cats from getting culled at night. So he’s rushing to put on his undies and here comes Mr. ImmigrantOnWorkPermit(but maybe illegal) in his sarong tied round and tucked into his waist with his IDD call card waiting to call his girlfriend.And all you can see is the teeth. Scary part is Mr. ImmigrantOnWorkPermit might think it’s nice. Now who’s gonna save superman.
SUCESS RATE: 2/10(He’ll be lucky to even find an empty booth at night)

2. Superman changes in a lift in S’pore:(S’pore,not many high rise buildings)
He rushes in with his suit and specs pressing the highest floor. He’s rushing to save a damsel in distress whose just got flashed via bluetooth during lunch. He puts on his body suit first(rem, superman’s undies are on outside) then when he’s jus about to put his signature red undies on and shout "SUPERMAN" the lift door opens and people catch him pulling it halfway up in a half crouch position with his blue ass wiggling in the air. Very embarrassing plus no time to even put on cape.
SUCESS RATE: 4/10(He might even get jabbed with angry aunty’s umbrella)

PLUS!He might get lulled away from his flying and saving duties by the ever local SPGs.(ang moh in leotard and whose in his undies already leh!Wooohoo!!!)

For now this is all I’m able to think of but my verdict is still Superman can’t be local.If you can think of reasons why he shld or shldn’t be localised please feel free to post something.(it’s toll free. Don’t worry no charge for gold taps and first class flights overseas.)

Only reason why I think maybe he’ll be successful here is the possibility of him being a very cheap,convenient,user and evironmentally friendly aircon in this hot Singapore weather. Just don’t pass him the fake jade pendants sold in chinatown. Don’t wanna risk it being a kryptonite.

Warned you i was bored.:) K bye!have a gd dinner all.