Frugal Dee

Okay today started of alright,just the usual of waking up with puffy eyes and rushing for trains.

Now I have to rant.:)

My friends know I’m anal-retentive.So yea.. i’m kinda particular about some stuff.for e.g. Like strangers standing too close to me?I cant help it. ha..

So anyway as I was saying..I got BUTTED.Yes there’s no typo. It’s butted not buttered.

What’s butted?Well to put it simply, people oblivious of their large posteriors who lay them everywhere. I mean EVERYwhere. Bus poles mrt poles and lastly,people!eeks

So here comes a guy(calling him huge ass dude) who has an annoying face in working clothes. Very proper looking but he’s remember!Huge Ass Dude. As i was saying,..he walks into the train and plonks himself where he likes. Unfortunately where i was standing was it that day.

He’s the kind who thinks people will give way to him once he walks somewhere. Very annoying. "Unfortunately I can’t huge ass dude!there’s people beside and behind me." Obviously he didnt read my thoughts. He walks right infront of me and, with my morning slurred mind, didn’t realise i was the unfortunate victim. Before I could anything with my unsuspecting hand which was holding my bag infront so people beside me had space, Huge Ass Dude plonked his ass ON my hand!!!!EEKS. Now that’s gross but here it gets more disturbing. I had to remove my hand…in order to do so I had to either move up or down, and both left me brushing his ass.EEEEKss.Stupid part was he didn’t even seem to notice!yuck!Probably numb from dragging all that fatty loose baggage hanging out on his end.

So if Huge Ass Dude, you hapen to ever realise I’m talking about you and the feeling in your ass happens to come back miraculously, please don’t ever do it. No one wants fatty bits lying anywhere.

To end it off,here’s a fat ass joke that hopefully will make you realise the fatty bits.

" Your ass is so fat when you took a shit, you had to use a map to wipe it."

Ok:>other then that I’m looking forward to my day. Have a good lunch and dinner!

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